Hello, my name is Robert Mu, and I am the CEO of Bob Moo Dairy (not the guy pictured above — stop saying that). I would like to personally address a video released yesterday by an individual going by "Bob Moo Milk Exposed."

The claims in that video are preposterous, unfounded, and frankly offensive. Our company has never, and will never, manipulate the public with false information. Every claim on our page is true. We enjoy milk and dairy products the same as you: butter, yogurt, heavy cream, regular cream, and milk. And yes — we do flavoring too.

It's not that hard. And even if there were strawberry cows, I'm sure they'd be pretty cool, and anyone who says otherwise is kind of dumb and a stupid nerd. For the real dairy fans out there: we know the truth. We know who to trust. Don't fall for people like Bob Moo Milk Exposed — he is trying to CTRL+U you.

we won.